Welcome to GLOBULORB! Today’s haiku comes to us from Retro.

Chasing ghosts in maze
Chomping on Power Pellets
Pretzels for Pac-Man.
Special thanks to FyberOptic for locating the soundtrack to Pac-Man World Rally – I listened to it many times over as I hammered this picture out!
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Retro.

Gnipper in a KFC bucket
Simple. Elegant. Terrible.
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Lark.

Replay gives the toast. Cheers!
My friend Replay is kind of a dick.
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Sasha.

Sasha feeds lunch to Ember!
It all sounded very boring before the sports bra factor (SBF) came into play.
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Señor Booyah.

Don’t worry, I’m a professional.
If you thought I was done drawing women eating food, you were dead wrong. Have a good weekend!
Today’s five-word suggestion comes to us from Fizz Man.

I asked for DOUBLE helpings.
A lot of people ask me why Trance eats organic food at all – why she has the desire to, or what happens to it after it’s eaten. The truth of the matter is that she composts it, and has a lucrative side business in fertilizer sales.