Shipped to us from the wilds of Scotland, our self-adhesive Hazard Badges are the perfect accoutrement to any flat surface. Simply peel them off of the provided sheet and affix them to any old thing you like - but be careful! Once these babies clamp on, they're pretty well stuck. While you can pry them off again, for best results you should really get them attached the way you want them attached the first time.

Dimensioned with a shiny, translucent gel, these badges catch the eye and keep it. Stick it on your laptop, your cell phone, any smooth surface - but don't try it on anything with so much as a gradual curve or contour. It won't take! You can, however, help it do so with a little super glue.

Remember, if you want your Hazard Badge to be aligned properly, keep the stripes left-to-top and bottom-to-right. Anything else will make people think you got your badges from the mirror universe.