1.) Regarding www.hazardlabs.com
2.) Regarding www.snipe-hunt.com
1.) Regarding www.hazardlabs.com
A.) Hey, where's Hazard Labs?
B.) What happened to the original site?
C.) What about all the site credit I earned at Hazard Labs?
D.) Where are my Millennimals?
A.) Hey, where's Hazard Labs?
Hazard Labs got into a lot of fights, earned a lot of experience, ate a lot of rare candy, and evolved into Snipe Hunt Media. The site is growing into something new and exciting, and you're along for the ride! Or maybe you're not! Either way, it's happening, probably.
B.) What happened to the original site?
It was eaten by bears. Also, many people complained that it was overcomplicated and hard to navigate. So we've taken great care in trying to make Snipe Hunt Media as easy to cruise through as possible. Hazard Labs, in the meantime, has been re-tooled to appear to be the actual Hazard Laboratories University of Cryptozoology's website.
C.) What about all the site credit I earned at Hazard Labs?
You ever heard of, like, sometimes a country has a political coup, and the government collapses, and all the money becomes worthless? And even if you were a millionaire before, you're now penniless? Yeah, kind of like that.
D.) Where are my Millennimals?
They... they all went to live on a big farm, where they can romp around and be happy. Yeah.
2.) Regarding www.snipe-hunt.com
A.) What's a "snipe"?
B.) What's a "snipe hunt"?
C.) Why Snipe Hunt Media, and not Snipe Hunt Comics?
D.) What's the story with MAX Virus?
A.) What's a "snipe"?
According to ornithologists, a snipe is a fairly uninteresting bird. But in the context of a "snipe hunt", a snipe is something else all together.
B.) What's a "snipe hunt"?
Synonymous with a "fool's errand" or "wild goose chase", a snipe hunt is where you send a gullible person off into the woods or whatever to hunt down a snipe, which in the aforementioned context of a snipe hunt, involves finding an animal that doesn't really exist. This description fits easily to the kind of adventures we're used to seeing Professor Hazard and his crew getting into.
C.) Why Snipe Hunt Media, and not Snipe Hunt Comics?
Where Hazard Labs was chiefly concerned with the creation of various comic series, Snipe Hunt Media is more interested in chiseling away at every facet of media, including animation and music. Whether or not that particular dream will come true, only time will tell.
D.) What's the story with MAX Virus?
He's the prototype Millennimal, made entirely of self-sustaining holograms, force fields, and gravity generators. His program, however, mutated, and now he is powerful enough to change reality with a thought. This is obviously very dangerous in the wrong hands, so MAX needs to be closely watched at all times. He has also, at times, been called a snipe.
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