Snipe Hunt Pledge Drive - The Philanthroposter

[Jeff Millennium]

HO LORD WE'RE COOKING NOW!

[Señor Booyah]

I think there may have been a miscalculation somewhere. There appear to be 408 filled squares on the image, not 387.

[Professor Hazard]

Welp, that's why I began saving the images separately. Somebody go back and fact check 'em! See ya in sixteen hours!

[Señor Booyah]

Here's what I've managed to come up with after checking all the reported donations and each available update to the chart. On December 26th, Megapixel donated 55 squares worth, and that's how many squares got colored in. But Prof reported the new x/600 total as though he'd donated 60. That still leaves a lot of mistake unaccounted for. However, according to the math offered by the recorded donations, the chart is colored in correctly at 408/600 squares filled with the total standings as follows.

Jeff Millennium - 84
Señor Booyah - 68
Flame Lord Eric - 60
Megapixel - 55
Speed Lancer - 46
Professor Hazard - 22
Sasha Fiero - 22
Mets - 13
Dr. Billiam Whitehead - 10
Brainfreeze - 10
Replay - 6
Ciono - 4
Retro - 4
Uri Malkovich - 4

[Professor Hazard]

Good work, PaRappa. You can go on to the next stage.

[Señor Booyah]

Now that that's settled, ONE PIZZA PLEASE TWO PHILANTHROSHIRTS PLEASE!

[Professor Hazard]

Eight squares for Dr. Booyah, making for 416/600 squares filled. Do the thing, Chefferson!

[Professor Hazard]

While you're at it, Megapixel decided to swing his dick around above his head and buy two philanthroshirts and $35 worth of squares - that's $75 total, for 15 squares on the thing. 431/600 squares filled. Perhaps this is the week Chefferson will do the thing.

[Señor Booyah]

I think we may have to give Jeff up for dead. His phone goes unanswered when I try to call.

[Jeff Millennium]

Yeah, he isn't coming back.

[Señor Booyah]

An now a list of the current standings in the Philanthroposter contest.

The five biggest dogs in the yard:
Jeff Millennium - 84
Señor Booyah - 76
Megapixel - 70
Flame Lord - 60
Speed Lancer - 46

Slightly smaller dogs in the double digits:
Professor Max Hazard - 22
Sasha Fiero - 22
Mets - 13
Dr. Billium Whitehead - 10
Brainfreeze - 10

Single digit chihuahuas:
Replay - 6
Uri - 4
Retro - 4
Ciono - 4

[Professor Hazard]

Speaking of totals, somebody jam another four squares into Señor Booyah's surgery, because he just bought 'em. 435/600 squares filled.

[Señor Booyah]

I needed to have something in case we have Orange Day at this year's Con!

[Professor Hazard]

It's looking like this month will be the last month for Philanthroshirts. I reckon the economy just can't handle it, because we're getting no orders and thus can't afford to get the shirts printed. So if you wanted to take part in it but were waiting for another mythical month around the corner where you could spare twenty dollars... I wouldn't wait! Cause it likely ain't comin'!

[Professor Hazard]

Also gonna need three more squares for Flame Lord Eric, whenever Booyah's get filled in. Any ol' time. 438/600 filled.

[Professor Hazard]

AAAND gonna need 10 squares for Megapixel, who ain't afraid of the po-lice. 448/600 filled.

[Professor Hazard]

Replay won't stand idly by while this poster is being frantically graphically updated at a rate too fast for the eye to see! He has purchased one square, like the King of Wolves. 449/600 filled.

[Professor Hazard]

Four more squares for Megapixel. He's insane in the membrane. 453/600.

[Megapixel]

That's right folks, you better get moving, I may just clear this sucker out!

[Sasha Fiero]

I'll go ahead and take over the poster tally image, but probably not until tomorrow.  I yam worn out, and it's past time for my contacts to come out of my blurry eyes.